"Strange. You enjoy wine, jazz music, and is considered the most intellectual out of the band. You graduated from Cambridge and studied English literature. You also suffer from an overactive personality which can be rather trying on poor souls in which you've fixed your attention on and decide to talk them down into a puddle. You are friendly, and always have a smile for everyone, even if you are are gutting someone with a spoon.
You also were best friends with a teenage Thom Yorke. Weirdo."